My name is Jayla and I live in Hollywood, California. I used to be a Marriage and Family Therapist and now I work in porn. Yeah. Don’t ask. After pointless years of playing relationship monkey (never letting go of one branch until grabbing hold of another), I am currently living my life as a single, wild hot-child in the city of Los Angeles, failing ever-so-intentionally at getting laid due to my all-too-high standards for what goes into my monthly waxed va-jay. Follow me as I stumble and tease through a plethora of “Mr. Right Now“‘s to, not necessarily find Mr. Right, but rather find MYSELF. All names in this have been changed to protect the privacy of the men who would otherwise be driven to homicidal ideations if they had known I was blogging about the real reasons they are no longer on my “To Do” list. I have also further taken the liberty to change the names of pretty much everyone involved in my adventures, in hopes to have them deter possible judgment and ridicule for having associated with the likes of me.My Lack of Sex and This CityTumblr (3.0; @hollywoodboomboom)http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/I don't even know you and I want to do lines off of you lolThis is actually the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me…I think I love you. http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/50591006083http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/50591006083Thu, 16 May 2013 11:48:30 -0700The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part IIn Vegas, The Great was only 20 and I must say the boy drunk did not suffice as an underage boy...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/50187373647http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/50187373647Sat, 11 May 2013 12:21:00 -0700Chatsworthask and you shall receiveBoss ManThe GreatBack Door BitchRhinestone CowboyPorn Cavepornporn starssexsex and drugssex and the cityJERSEY SCOREJersey ShoreHollywoodHollywood Blvd.Hollywood and NormandieJumbo's Clown RoomMaseratiBMWRange RoverdickdickheadidiotLos AngelesLACaliforniataxi cab confessionslolfuckMy Va-Jay Jay ExchangeBoss Man wants me to recruit people to sell our products for an upcoming launch.He says to me in our...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/49839462669http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/49839462669Mon, 06 May 2013 23:15:00 -0700ass & tittiesassholeaskask and you shall receiveawkwardawesomebad bitchesadvertisinginternet marketingpick up artistJersey Shoresexself-discoveryset of ballssex and drugssex and the citydatinggood little asian girlfuckfuckingfunnylolpuarichard gamblerseductionindentured servantservitudeLos AngelesHollywood Blvd.hollywoodMy Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn), The FinaleFinally arriving inside The Joint of the Hardrock Hotel & Casino, I see a sea of beautiful,...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/48936945395http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/48936945395Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:50:00 -0700AVN AwardsLas Vegasassholeass & tittiesAsa AkiraJesse JaneMarcus LondonTommy GunnBrooklyn LeeVicki Chasepornporn starsJersey ShoreJersey ScoreFlipPiece of AssPeace of AssThe JointHardrock Hotel & CasinonakedG.I. DumbThe Greatthe OscarsLubechildhood dreams come trueSpartacusPorno CaveBoss MandickfuckingThis is one of the most interesting things I've read in weeks! Good show, old chap!Thank yoooooou!!Glad to have given you a good show Lolivier! ;) Btw…I think you look fuckin sexy in...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/48731833838http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/48731833838Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:01:00 -0700My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part IIIIn the bathroom, Lube zips up my TOIT, black XXS spandex Bebe dress, as I tuck my right hand under...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/47219053861http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/47219053861Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:28:00 -0700AVN Awardspornporn starsanal sexbutt sexcoworkersLas VegasHardrock Hotel & CasinoLos AngelesSativasex and drugsJersey Shorefinding yourselfsexsex and the cityThe OscarsThe GreatG.I. DumbLubeoverzealous libidoassholedickdickheadAsa AkiraJesse JaneBebeJack DanielsThe WynnMy Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part IIWe finally arrive in Vegas after a 6-hour car ride of G.I. Dumb cockily discussing and instructing...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/46917799143http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/46917799143Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:39:49 -0700My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part ISome little girls dream of one day being a smiling, doting, filthy rich pop star who sucks industry...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/45552443529http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/45552443529Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:57:00 -0700Hi. Nice blog. I get the sense that you typically fuck guys who fuck a lot of girls. Do players tend to have big cocks? I ask because I am in the process of becoming a player. I'm gradually having sex with more and more girls. I don't have a big cock. It's 5.5 inches long but thinner than average. Haha, I actually have to rock "snugger fit" condoms. Cute? Anyway, most of the guys I know who get a lot of girls seem to have big cocks. Will I be an anomaly?It’s funny you mention this, because my girlfriends and I have this theory:The bigger the...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/39597291645http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/39597291645Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:17:45 -0800The Beginning of the End of My Whore DaysThis whole blog started because I fucked my next-door neighbor, M&M…and then got my heart...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/38177623495http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/38177623495Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:53:11 -0800you are sensational, indeed. ^_^YOU are sensational.And I love your sexy ass. http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37733620917http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37733620917Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:59:46 -0800Backshots From The Bartender, Part IIIWhile I don’t like having to put out by forced means, you bet your ass I am ALWAYS willing to put...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37513781957http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37513781957Sat, 08 Dec 2012 17:42:00 -0800AngelAvalonBackshotsBardotCookiesHollywoodHollywood Blvd.Hollywood and VineLALOLLos AngelesRuskoThe Bartenderblowjobswingmanawkwardself-discoverySingle Girlsexslutssex and the citysluttydatingdrugsdubstepdickfuckingfuckflirtingfearlessThe Nose-Picking PickupWhen turning off my exit to go to work this morning, I see in the corner of my eye a guy in a black...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37353707176http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37353707176Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:30:02 -0800TMZHarvey LevinWoodland HillsStarbuckspornBig BossRange Roverrappersawkwardself-discoverySingle Girlsexslutssex and the citysluttysilly hoesset of ballsdickfuckingfuckflirtingHow To Make a Porn Star BlushToday, my favorite male porn star came into the office.My co-worker who works directly with him has...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37240948832http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/37240948832Tue, 04 Dec 2012 20:26:00 -0800porn starsLos AngelesHollywoodwhoreawkwardself-discoverySingle Girlsexslutssex and the citysluttymarried mendatingdrugsdickworkfuckingfuckflirtingfearlessfinding yourselfhollywoodhornyHollywood Blvd.hormonesJersey ShoreLAlolcaliforniachronicFirst of all, love your blog! My question is about the "magic number", i.e., the number of sex partners. I think that, along with the double standard, would be a great topic for a blog entry. I am curious about how you views and your number. Care to share how many guys you've banged? Not sure if I am like most guys but, although my number is very low, I am most attracted/interested in women whose number is high. I like the free-spirited women who are confident in their sexuality. Signed YLDear YL, Ahh…the infamous, “What’s your number?” question. The number that...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36929432052http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36929432052Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:23:00 -0800RU That Guy Who Keeps Sending Me Pictures of His Dick?There’s only two things that make me drive lightening fast through the rain in California: the...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36860786634http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36860786634Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:30:00 -0800RutgersBig East ChampionshipLouisvilleRUiPhoneawkwardSingle GirlsexslutsCahuengaThe Blue Boar PubhollywoodhornyHollywood Blvd.lollos angelesLACaliforniafootballOvertimebarbartendersdick picsWTFBackshots From The Bartender, Part IIFrankly, I don’t like confining my Friday night fucks to somebody I’d been done did. I...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36675138956http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36675138956Tue, 27 Nov 2012 10:21:00 -0800Friday NightFriday night fuckThe BartenderAngelCookiesMy Sisterawkwardassholeavalonself-discoverySingle Girlsexslutssex and the citysluttysex and drugssilly hoesset of ballsdatingdrugsdubstepdickdaddy issuesfuckingfuckflirtingfearlessfinding yourselfhollywoodhornyAnonymous since perhaps you will know me, but need help. So you seem to be very experienced in the art of sex. As someone who is not, can you help me out. I am a man.. consider me the 40 Year Old Virgin.. only 30 which is just as bad. Not quite a virgin, but hopelessly inexperienced. Starting again is the hardest thing to do this late in the game, especially since I actually like the girl. Feel like I'm stepping up to bat for the yankees, when i've never even played before. School me please.First off, I would say give yourself some credit because a 30-year-old virgin is definitely not as...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36599337050http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36599337050Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:37:00 -0800Backshots from The Bartender, Part IWhen it comes to hosting wild, crazy, single-girl debauchery, I pride myself on being your...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/35246860365http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/35246860365Thu, 22 Nov 2012 18:48:00 -0800AngelCapitol RecordsCocaineCokeCookiesDrummerDubstepFuckFuckingHollywood Blvd.Hollywood and VineMollySistersThe BartenderVine St.aunt flowavalonawkwardhollywoodhormoneshornyruskoself-discoverysexsex and the cityslutstamponwalk of famewalk of shamewhorePilipina Porn StarI recently wrote about how some people would compare me to Lily Thai in college due to the lack of...http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36243057482http://hollywoodboomboom.tumblr.com/post/36243057482Wed, 21 Nov 2012 15:35:00 -0800