For all the years I’ve been blogging about all the fucking I’m NOT doing in this town…I’ve never DRUNK blogged…
I just came home from Gay Night at #Avalon aka #TigerHeat #wtf ?
(Can you tell I’m just learning Twitter with all these fucking #hashtags?)
I went for a friend’s birthday…I’ve never seen so much homo ding-a-ling in my face…and I’ve never been so into it.
As I stand atop the stage alongside the DJ booth (Yaaasssss bitch I’m with the DJ, OK?!), I’m enamored with the site of thonged men dancing like divas to a compilation of Beyonce and Nicki Minaj.
Yaassss, bitch, yassss.
I’m currently dancing by myself, a metal waist-high fence separating the doting fans from the dancers.
I’m on the “Doting Fans” side.
And here he comes…
I see his TOIT chiseled blonde-boy butt hop on stage from the crowd, adorning nothing but a bright blue thong and bad boy attitude.
He’s my height…he’s definitely my weight…and he’s got a fierce fire to him that says, “Look at me look at me!”
I’m 4’11 btw.
(OK I’m in 5 inch heels…you do the math!)
I’ve never wanted to fuck anything so small and dainty in my life.
He looks like a mix of Zach Efron and James Franco’s little brother…wtf is that kid’s name anyway?
ANYWAY, he’s beautiful, blonde, and bitchy as fuck up there.
He sashays onto the stage as “I’m A Slave For You” blasts from the speakers, his smile and “I’m Hot As SHIT BITCHES!” attitude enamanting with every smiling split he does.
Yes…he’s doing splits.
Bouncy splits for that matter!
And I’ve never been so turned on…